Booking Our Date

Please consider our first contact with one another a chance to make a good first impression and start on the right foot. I view our exchange leading up to the main event as a chance to get to know one another, and build anticipation for a magical time together. Your first email to me should contain at minimum:

  • Your name and phone number, as well as the best way to reach you. I will assume email, unless stated otherwise, and never use your private phone number without explicit permission
  • A couple of paragraphs about yourself
  • A reference from another independent provider OR a screenshot of your LinkedIn profile
  • The preferred date, time and length of our rendezvous

Contact requests containing the above information are likely to receive priority as well as my excited anticipation- I prefer not to hound prospective lovers for the information I need to walk confidently into our booking.

Though I am sometimes able to take relatively short notice requests, any reaction is only as fast as its slowest stage- therefore, if you feel that your schedule is not conducive to pre-booking, arranging screening in advance is highly encouraged. Late night and early morning escapades (before 10 am, after 10 pm) are available with 48 hours notice to regular clients.

Deposits will be requested to hold the date when dates have been cancelled in the past, for bookings exceeding four hours, and any travel or Fly-Me-To-You appointments. Please have my fee ready at the beginning of our date, in an envelope you present to me with a kiss on the cheek or else leave on the bathroom counter. Let’s explore the possibilities.


While nobody likes to cancel plans, I understand life happens. Cancellations made within 48 hours of our original booking will be subject to a 50% cancellation fee, payable through e-transfer or bitcoin, which can be credited towards our next date if we reschedule immediately. Alternatively, cash at the beginning of our next date will be accepted, but not credited towards my companionship fee.

If our booking is cancelled within 24 hours of our scheduled date, or during tour schedules, the cancellation fee will be equal to my full donation for the date in question. This will need to be paid in full before we can reschedule.

Cancellation fees and deposits are payable by bitcoin, mail, or amazon gift card for out-of-country patrons. E-transfer is also available for existing clients.

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